Witch Party

  • Hearth Witch: *is the host who runs around with their broom, cleaning up people's messes while muttering little curses under their breath*
  • Kitchen Witch: *bursts from kitchen* I've made potions and cauldron cookiiiiiies~!
  • Water Witch: Where's the pool?
  • Sea Witch: I wanted to have a beach party...
  • Green Witch: *stays on the sidelines conversing with the houseplants*
  • Sex Witch: *to another* I think you and I could make some serious magick together after this party~ Or during, whatever you're into~
  • Techno Witch: I just upgraded your computer...oh and don't change the html, it'll bring you good luck. You're welcome.
  • Hedge Witch: Gather round and let me tell you about the time I was in the astral and...
  • Death Witch: *sees cat bring in dead bird* Oh man this party is great.

k8thescout:

sakibatch:

cerviceps:

I also found this $5 toothless figurine at target and it was already pretty cute but I went “how can I make this even cuter

here’s what the original toothless figurine looked like, pre-painting (I forgot to take before pics so here’s a picture of it from amazon). I also filled in some gaps in his tail with epoxy putty and sanded his edges a little.

[GASPS]

dont-take-it-seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via ilovekiba139)

rim-monster:

" Yes, it’s becoming thicker, as if it has pressed up against a glass window and is being forced to condense. I squint harder and realize the fingers no longer protrude from it. In fact, it has stopped moving forward entirely. Like other horrors I have witnessed in the arena, it has reached the end of its territory. Either that or the Gamemakers have decided not to kill us just yet."

rim-monster:

" Yes, it’s becoming thicker, as if it has pressed up against a glass window and is being forced to condense. I squint harder and realize the fingers no longer protrude from it. In fact, it has stopped moving forward entirely. Like other horrors I have witnessed in the arena, it has reached the end of its territory. Either that or the Gamemakers have decided not to kill us just yet."

thylaed:

shout out to people who are scared to call others out, whose hands shake when they try to explain what’s wrong, whose throats threaten to close up with thoughts of ‘what if i’m just overreacting’, whose hearts are pounding out of their chests because they just stuck their necks out for their beliefs, who have lost friends and respect and safety for aligning themselves with causes

(Source: dontclaimgucci, via clinicallydepressedpug)

outrising:

Gay Movie Needs Your Help To Improve Honest LGBT Representation In Sci-Fi

A team of British filmmakers are aiming to produce a groundbreaking new science-fiction movie that not only stars two gay men in the lead roles, but hopes to pave the way for improved representation of LGBT characters in the film industry.

Credence follows a gay male couple preparing to sell their worldly possessions to fund their young daughter’s evacuation from Earth in the wake of violent storms predicted to decimate the planet. While they will likely save her life for the right price, they may need to sacrifice their own lives in the process… Read more and watch the trailer and a behind-the-scenes video.

(via reachnerdisms)

actegratuit:

A mechanical mind aka JM Gershenson-Gates

(via spooki-skin)

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn

(Source: fyeahgoofyanimatedfaces, via rim-monster)

vumor:

How to deal with a burglar

(via chickensnackrap)

laughingsquid:

Clever Street Art on Railroad Tracks by Bordalo II
amnhnyc:

Trapdoor spider  
Observing this spider is a bit like looking back in time. Members of the family Liphistiidae—the group to which this animal belongs—retain details of anatomy that appear in fossils 300 million years old. Getting a look at this living fossil can be a challenge, though. Trapdoor spiders spend most of their time in underground burrows, emerging mainly to grab prey. They grow very slowly; mature male specimens are hard for even experts to find.
Species Range: Eastern Thailand, along the border with Laos and Cambodia
Habitat: Terrestrial; often burrows in the forest floor or on the banks of streams
Should you worry? No. Though it does have venom glands, its rarity and underground lifestyle mean you’re unlikely to meet it—or its venom. 
See this species in person in the exhibition Spiders Alive! open now. 

amnhnyc:

Trapdoor spider  

Observing this spider is a bit like looking back in time. Members of the family Liphistiidae—the group to which this animal belongs—retain details of anatomy that appear in fossils 300 million years old. Getting a look at this living fossil can be a challenge, though. Trapdoor spiders spend most of their time in underground burrows, emerging mainly to grab prey. They grow very slowly; mature male specimens are hard for even experts to find.

Species Range: Eastern Thailand, along the border with Laos and Cambodia

Habitat: Terrestrial; often burrows in the forest floor or on the banks of streams

Should you worry? No. Though it does have venom glands, its rarity and underground lifestyle mean you’re unlikely to meet it—or its venom. 

See this species in person in the exhibition Spiders Alive! open now. 

(via scinerds)